Why I hate ( fishing in) Summer...( with kind regards to Earnest Hemingway)

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.-Ernest Hemingway

That's a fact. So, I'm a bit cranky today. Most of you don't look forward to summers end. I do. Most of my dedicated angler friends do, too. I can't wait to be on the river/lake/pond/stream alone ( ish)..
So here, in pictures, is why I hate fishing in the summer ( if this offends you, then you may be part of the problem!):

Holy Sh**!!!!

My tailwater fishing friends can sympathize 

Seriously? Is this the ONLY boat ramp on this lake?!?!?

Cast NOW! no, wait-NOW-no, wait-NOW!! Aw f*** it!!

No caption needed..

Did I mention that I had West Nile virus?

Maybe we can fish for LungFish

And worst of all- Smarmy millennials...

Well, I'm done ranting now. C'mon fall!!! 

See you out there..( Maybe after Labor Day)